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Hands to Heaven

The original, Dorf Kapelle tested and approved, Hands to Heaven!

Don't be fooled by cheap imitation, imitation hands. These hands are digitally designed, then handcrafted by handymen using the finest hand tools.   Then they are (of course) hand finished, hand sanded, and hand rubbed with hand towels. Since these hands are made only on Palm Sundays, they truly deserve the distinctive name, Hands to Heaven!

Features:

  • Each hand consists of five (5) fingers, including the thumb, the (we're number 1) index finger, the often expressive middle finger, the ring finger and the ever popular pinky finger.
  • One size fits all! The unique strap design assures that, whether you have the hands of a little kid, or great, big, fat, ugly hands, they're sure to fit all.
  • Quality Materials. Only the finest, 1/4 inch, genuine plywood from Menards is used.
  • Each hand is Unique. The distinctive wood grain in each hand assures it's own unique finger print.  Just like real people hands!
  • Slivers Included. At absolutely no additional cost, these hands are 100% slivers so you don't have to worry about letting them touch other wood items.
  • Ease of use.  All you have to do is point the thumbs inward, unless, of course, you want to look like an idiot!!
  • Guaranteed to give you the Clap. (You figure it out!)

Read the fine print
Warnings: Do not use near fire. Do not submerse in water. Do not try pick you nose (unless you have a really, really big one). Do not use to reprimand anyone. Do not remove slivers. Remove hands before using the toilet. Use at you own risk. Not suitable for children under the age of 100. Don't blame me for anything!

Now Only $1.00 per finger
(each set includes 10 fingers)

 As the song says:
"We hold our hands up to Heaven,
and let's be happy now!
We all clap together,
and no one is alone!"

The Sliver Factory
Plymouth, WI
920-980-4320
Email: dennis@sliverfactory.com