The original, Dorf Kapelle tested and
approved, Hands to Heaven!
Don't be fooled by cheap imitation,
imitation hands. These hands are digitally designed, then handcrafted by
handymen using the finest hand tools. Then they are (of
course) hand finished, hand sanded, and hand rubbed with hand towels.
Since these hands are made only on Palm Sundays, they truly deserve the
distinctive name, Hands to Heaven!
- Each hand consists of five (5) fingers,
including the thumb, the (we're number 1) index finger, the often
expressive middle finger, the ring finger and the ever popular pinky
- One size fits all! The unique strap design
assures that, whether you have the hands of a little kid, or great,
big, fat, ugly hands, they're sure to fit all.
- Quality Materials. Only the finest, 1/4
inch, genuine plywood from Menards is used.
- Each hand is Unique. The distinctive wood
grain in each hand assures it's own unique finger print. Just
like real people hands!
- Slivers Included. At absolutely no
additional cost, these hands are 100% slivers so you don't have to
worry about letting them touch other wood items.
- Ease of use. All you have to do is
point the thumbs inward, unless, of course, you want to look like an
- Guaranteed to give you the Clap. (You figure
Read the fine print
Warnings: Do not use near fire. Do not submerse in water. Do not try
pick you nose (unless you have a really, really big one). Do not use to
reprimand anyone. Do not remove slivers. Remove hands before using the
toilet. Use at you own risk. Not suitable for children under the age of
100. Don't blame me for anything!
$1.00 per finger
(each set includes 10 fingers)
As the song says:
"We hold our hands up to Heaven,
and let's be happy now!
We all clap together,
and no one is alone!"